The best (or worst) bon bon jokes for Christmas!

The happiest time of the year has returned, December! Christmas, New Years and the start of summer; they are all packed into one mega fun month. I’m going to make a big call and say that the single best thing about the end of the year, is Christmas Party bon bons. No other activity (besides maybe family backyard cricket) creates so much tension between family members at Christmas. The notion of competing for a tiny prize, paper hat and a horrible Christmas joke for some reason drives families apart. Do not fret, Parties Online has the answer to make peace with your family and truly enjoy the bon bons properly.

christmas bon bonsWe stock bon bon rolls and bon bon snaps for you to create your own bon bons to make Christmas lunch or dinner much more fun. You can create your own designs or drawings on the rolls of the bon bons to keep it festive and fun. Paper hats and other little trinkets are easy to find, but the golden jokes that can be found within the Christmas bon bons are not easy to come by. So we’ve compiled a list of some great (or groan worthy, depending on how you look at them) bon bon jokes:

Who is never hungry at Christmas? The Turkey, he is always stuffed

What has four legs but can’t walk? A table

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in the chimney? Claustraphobia

How do you make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost

We know they are pretty impressive but guaranteed if you tell any of these jokes at the Christmas gathering all tension will be forgotten and you and your family can laugh over how cheesy these jokes are.

If you’re looking for some pre-made bon bons, we also stock a large range of those. We have a set of glitter bon bons, gold embossed, silver and white as well as the classic red and white coloured bon bons.

No matter what sort of Christmas bon bon you’re looking for, Parties Online has the solution for you. We stock a large variety of Christmas items and are happy to help you decorate your home for a festive and jolly Christmas!

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